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Post by ariamorgan on Aug 4, 2009 20:20:24 GMT -6
((occ note: This is a continuation from the thread ‘changed – donovan’))
There is only so much time one can spend talking about pie - its many different flavours, cooking methods and different forms across the world. Pie, is the ideal awkward conversation scapegoat, until you’ve sat there eating your cherry pie debating how homemade pastry is far better than store bought pastry for the last hour.
Haven introduced Gabrielle to ‘Mama Lucy’s Country Kitchen’, forced her to endure such dire conversation and then swallow copious amounts of cherries and pastry, Aria couldn’t help but feel like she was making a big mess, of an already messy situation. And the sticky crusts had nothing to do with it!
No, diverting attention away from previous conversations towards pie, seemed like a far safer option. It was that, or divulging into issues of interspecies dating, lesbian love affairs, vampire hickies and weird feelings of butterflies in the stomach. Pie seemed safer, a hell of a lot safer.
“….Pie throwing, is actually deadly. I heard someone once choked during a pie throwing contest….” Aria continued to blab, digging into another morsel of cherry. “Why do you think people are so scared of clowns? It’s the pies I say.”
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